Nick Noir Realm
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We Meet Again
Posted on April 07 2020
Had no idea a year has passed since our last update! A lot has changed in this crazy world we live in (a virus named after a beer, for one.) We've also damn-near completely moved everything BUT apparel over to "spooky pick-up." This reserves most of our inventory for Spooky Empire...
New Stuff Galore
Posted on April 28 2019
Mugs, pillows, blankets, shower curtains, purses, beach towels, totes....
with more to come!
See THIS PAGE for current discounts, Afterpay & free shipping opportunities
Post-Spooky Updates
Posted on March 25 2019
All paintings are now available for purchase. Free shipping discounts on paintings, pre-orders and 10% off apparel are no longer available. Those were Spooky specials.
Will be working on commissioned orders and new paintings for the site. Stay tuned!
Bob Ross Favorites
Posted on March 19 2019
click here to download our "Bob Ross Favorites" PDF original oil paintings for Spooky Empire 2019! Don't know which Bob Ross painting you want me to paint? Don't worry, I've got a list of favorites that you may enjoy as much as I do. The only problem? Your painting will be wet...
About Pre-Order Paintings For Spooky Pick-Up
Posted on February 21 2019
Not only are we getting an awful lot of site traffic specifically for our paintings but almost everyone is testing out how much the paintings will cost in the cart. This is where it benefits you to read the homepage promotion. Like, really. You gotta spend more than 10 seconds to...
New Posters, Paintings & Apparel!
Posted on February 09 2019
Crewneck Sweatshirts.
We added 15 horror icon paintings (The Shining Twins, H H Holmes, Lizzie Borden, Chucky, Beetlejuice, Hitchcock, The Mummy, Pennywise, Vampira, Morticia, The Nun, Shaun of the Dead, Nosferatu, Dracula, & Wednesday Addams) as well as all of these in poster form.
That is all. Dismissed.
Spooky Empire 2019 (Important!)
Posted on February 05 2019
COMMISSIONED OIL PAINTINGS While at Spooky we will be limited to 20 oil paintings. Meaning, whoever the first 20 people are to ask for Nick to paint them a naturescape on the spot get one (for $200). For those that want horror icons (or stencils, as we call them) for...
All New Graphics of 2019
Posted on January 11 2019
Week 1: Celtic Cross Week 2: Quit Trippin' Week 3: Just Die Week 4: Illegal Love Week 5: Eye Balloon Week 6: Horror Nerd Week 7: Shit Happens Week 8: Metalhead Week 9: Goth Love Week 10: Captain Smartass Week 11: 1987 (red, rust, yellow) Week 12: A Fuck Was...
Price Drop, New Shit
Posted on December 31 2018
Oil paintings are now just $99 (from $149).
New apparel coming every week starting this Friday!
2018 discounts end at midnight.
Less Than 2 Weeks Until Christmas!
Posted on December 13 2018
DEADLINE for Christmas orders: Tuesday, December 18th Did we mentioned that we were mentioned on Dread Central's Twitter!? It's quite odd that a LOT of people visiting the site are completely missing the front page 'deal banner' that links to what deals we currently have going. Folks, don't be in such...
International & Pre-Order....Orders
Posted on December 01 2018
For our international customers, please be patient. On our end, it takes just a few days to process your order but after that it's beyond our control. It can take up to several weeks for it to reach you but rest assured that it will reach you! We know it's...
Canada Post Delay Notice
Posted on November 18 2018
All fulfillments within Canada may be delayed due to an on-going, rotating postal strike with Canada Post. Learn more here
Excuse the Radio Silence
Posted on November 15 2018
We are busy stocking up on inventory for the holidays. More paintings are on the way, as well. A funny story... We dabbled in pitching producers a few horror concepts and each one claimed "horror doesn't sell" but each is behind shows currently on TV or streaming on Netflix. Such...
New Items Available For Pre-Order
Posted on October 22 2018
Sleep with Nick Noir. Figuratively. Click here for pillow cases!
Officially Open
Posted on October 04 2018
We have technically been open for business since October 1st. Consider it our "soft opening" as they say, which, to us, sounds sexual but we digress. Our hard opening (giggity) will be November 1st.
Nick Noir Does Twitter
Posted on September 02 2018
Realizing the futility of marketing without social media, we've caved into creating a Twitter. Follow us here.
First Post
Posted on July 21 2018
We aren't big fans of social media so if you want to hear anything about what's going on in the Nick Noir Realm drop by this blog.
However, you can find us on Instagram and Youtube. No, we do not have a FB.
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